MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE!!!!!! Santa brought some amazing presents and it’s been a truly magical day! <3 <3 <3 xax
.All wrapped up.
Christmas presents = WRAPPED!!! I am officially all set for crimbo! Everyone’s presents are covered in festive wrappings and ready to be given out! Unfortunately they look like they’ve been done by a 5-year-old. It’s times like this when i get extremely jealous if my boyfriend who can wrap presents of any shape and size in such a professional way! Completely unfair! I’m...
.Karl Pilkington travels the world.
I’ve been a bit behind on reading Mr Gervais’ blog, so i caught up with it all today and apparently i missed one GIANT exciting fact: Karl Pilkington is recording his own travel show! … Karl will apparently visit the Seven Wonders of the World in the series, as Ricky and Stephen Merchant monitor his travels! “I can’t wait to get started. Not because I’m...
I realised today just how much i miss Ryan from the Oc! I know it’s ridiculously sad, but it used to be such a good programme until the writers lost their minds round about season 3. He was a proper hero! Punching other men who deserved it and carrying girls to safety! Even with his awful hair and cheesy American surfer dude necklace he still made the girls swoon! Ryan Atwood, how we miss you...
why wont my parakeet eat my diarrhea– …possibly one of the most random and disgusting Google Search trends ever!
Me and dad decorated the Christmas tree tonight! It’s totally tacky and we love it! It has all the decorations that dad’s family used to use when they were little on it, and awful coloured lights! Trendy it most certainly isn’t, but it wouldn’t be our Christmas tree if it was any other way! :) Had my first mince pie of the year tonight too! With Christmas presents brought...
Alton Towers have released the name and theme of their new secret weapon roller coaster for 2010! Th13teen is based on the discovery of an unearthed ancient burial site in an area of unexplored woodland called The Dark Forest. It’s been developed by the world’s leading coaster and thrill consultants, who have worked together to combine the ‘ultimate elements of physical and...
Why are photos of people being hit in the face... →
me: hello madame, can i help you?
customer: 'ave you got that necklace in the book?
me: do you have the catalogue number?
me: could you tell me what it looks like?
customer: *stares blankly at me*
me: do you know if it's gold or silver?
me: right. well can you have a look through the catalogue and see if you can find it?
customer: no it's alright. bye.
.Gossip Girl Thursdays.
Question: How much do i want Serena van der Woodsen’s hair? Answer: a LOT. I realise it’s professionally styled, and probably takes hours to do, but i <3 it to death! Not to mention the fact that she’s absolutely gorgeous too *secretly hates her* After watching far too many American dramas separately, and one of us always being behind on episodes (usually me), my box set...
Just finished my Christmas shopping for this year, apart from a bottle of wine and some earrings, i think i’m all set. Thank goodness for the internet at this time of year! I much prefer doing the bulk of my present shopping sat down with a nice warm cup of tea instead of fighting through a crowded shopping centre and standing in ridiculously long queues… I don’t really feel...
.PG my arse.
So i’ve just been to see ‘A Christmas Carol’ in 3D with my bf and the ginger one, and i can honestly say i am traumatised beyond all reasonable belief. Now, after only ever seeing ‘A Muppet’s Christmas Carol’ as a child, i went into the cinema with a positive feeling about what i was about to watch, only to have that positive feeling stripped away by a CGI...
Days like today make me wonder how many funerals the average 21-year-old goes to in one year. I don’t suppose it ever gets any easier, no matter how many you go to, but it does start you thinking about your own mortality and how you’d want your funeral to be… Personally i think they should be a happy occasion with lots of booze, photos and a scrumptious buffet! Black clothes...