.Reasons why my friends are hilarious: #1.
*girl trots past thinking she’s .I.T. wearing leggings slashed all the way down the front and quite frankly, looking like a complete mess* amelia: oh my god. tim: ha! you should look her up on facebook, i bet her status reads ‘in a relationship with Edward Scissorhands’ amelia: *dies with laugher and almost wets herself* xax
bludgeonings asked: I like your blog! and you seem like such a cool person :)
.You're giving me a complex about the adequacy of...
How many viagra emails does a girl need in one day?! i mean really. I can get it up just fine thanks. xax
68andyb-deactivated20100512 asked: Trying to find other interesting British people to follow. Got any suggestions?
.♥.my tumblr blog of the week.♥.
http://myparentswereawesome.tumblr.com This blog never fails to make me smile. I can’t help but wonder what our pictures will look like to new generations in years to come ♥ xax
‘How to Commit the Perfect Murder’ was an old game in heaven. I...– Susie Salmon, The Lovely Bones.
.Reason #497 why i ♥ my Blackberry.
.Push Email. Woke up this morning to an email on my phone from uni letting me know that my early morning lecture today was cancelled. You see, in 2010 BBB(before blackberry) i would’ve ended up rolling out of bed 8am, standing like a zombie in the shower for way too long, throwing on a hoody and driving aaaaaaaaaaaall the way to uni, only to find (after running up 4 flights of stairs...
.Keith - Hold That Gun. →
.Edward Vs. Stefan.
.Edward Vs. Stefan. Ask me last summer if there could ever be competition for Edward Cullen in my eyes and i would have laughed in your ridiculous face. Cue Stefan Salvatore from the American tv adaptation of L.J.Smith’s novels ‘The Vampire Diaries’. Now i don’t know whether it’s because it’s been 8 long months without any Mr Cullen loving, or whether...
xladykayx-deactivated20120223 asked: I'm a new follower. Where are you from?
.He looks like WHAT?!.
Totally didn’t expect the singer of this song: ” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvJ7AEacx9I “ …to look like this?! Not gonna lie, was expecting a chavy little black dude, not a pasty ginger Rick Astley wannabe… xax
If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.– Marilyn Monroe
.I'd rather be reading.
Ever had a book that you just couldn’t put down? Harry Potter was my first true book obsession after a lot of pressure from my Dad to read ‘this new book that everyone’s talking about’. I finally agreed to read just one to shut him up and picked the book with the most interesting cover, The Prisoner of Azkaban. I was so enthralled i had to buy the first two and start the...
.Human Mirror. →
Don’t waste your time on jealousy. Sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re...– Baz Luhrmann
.Facebook groups that make me lol.
.A selection of my favourite facebook groups and pages atm. excuse me mr gangsta your pants are falling down… I’m glad Katy Freeman seriously damages her knee. OMG! CBA TBH! I tagged you in this photo because I hate you and you look shit. Every time I hear Matt Damon’s name, I have to repeat it like a retard. looking through a textbook and pointing at pictures going...
.So you have a bigger car than me? Fuck off.
Is it ‘Wankers in Flashy Cars Week’ because i think i missed the email. The past few days driving home from uni, i have encountered a barrage of twats in ‘expensive cars’ on the dual carriage way. Now, the last time i checked, the speed limit was 70mph, so why is it they feel the need to drive right up my arse and furiously wave at me to move over so they can overtake me...
.Gramophonedzie - Why Don't You. →
.rain rain go away.
Stepped in the BIGGEST puddle ever when getting out of my car earlier, hello soggy shoes :( Why is it raining so much, we’ve only just got rid of all the snow, now this?! I keep expecting Noah to ride past on his ark like ‘Oh Haaaai! Hop on! Watch your step though, the elephants have quite a fibrous diet.’. Having to use a hair dryer on your hair when you haven’t even...